I find myself especially happy that I am me instead of lots of other people. My life may not be perfect, but it sucks a lot less than many other people's lives.
For instance, I am thankful that I am not Lindsay Lohan. Or that guy named Weiner who tweeted pictures of his weiner. I am thankful I am not one of the unfortunate souls who have disfiguring diseases so ghastly they are used as illustrations on the elephantiasis entry of Wikipedia. Look it up. You'll be thankful too.
Furthermore, I am thankful I am not the person who lives here:
I appreciate about myself that I am not married to this man:
And I feel good that my children have never done this:
That's all for today. Today I recognize that life could be worse. Very easily, I could be worse. And for today that is enough.